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RE: America, America
On a lighter note, America and Americans as presented by American movies, exclusively:
1) No American pedestrian can ever be sure they won`t be hit by a car, either on a sidewalk or inside a shop or even on a roof. That`s because American criminals trying to escape American cops and American cops pursuing American criminals drive their cars anywhere; sometimes they even use roads.
2) Americans make their cars stronger than their buildings. An escaping criminal (or the patrol in pursuit) can drive right through a building and go on uninjured (both the criminal / patrol an the car), but the building is left in sore need of repair, if it does not collapse altogether.
3) Americans seldom, if ever, lock the doors, and if they do, the locks are very easy to pick. Anybody and anything can wander into an American home.
4) The most dangerous place in America is the shower. One is almost certain to get slaughtered or killed some other way when taking a shower. It`s usually a knife, held in a most unprofessional way by some maniac, but it might be some other thing, sometimes. The next most dangerous place (except for sidewalks and ground-floor shops and things) is the bathroom, or, to be more precise, the bath.
5) If there`s a lot of books, especially old books, in a flat, one can be about 90% certain the owner of the flat is a dangerous maniac. The rest 10% are just ordinary weirdos / scientists.
6) Physical conditioning of American gentlemen is nothing if compared to physical conditioning of American ladies. Where the former wear three-piece suits complete with ties, the latter wear an expensive shred of luxury cloth with straps and never get a cold.*
7) The most popular / effective American remedy for anything and everything, from catching a cold to having one`s head bashed down or being forced to politely receive the Mother-In-Law, is either "Take an aspirin" or "It`s not your fault".
8) Oh my, nearly forgot... Last not least! Very untidy nation, Americans. Even cops throw disposable coffee-cups and things outa their cars, sometimes with the panes not lowered - which is a good thing, because the garbage stays inside the car, in that case!
There`s more, but I think the above about sums it up.
It`s a good thing Americans produce books as well. Because were one to be guided by movies only... 
*Well, this seems to be not really exclusively American.
[最后由Dodo Kaipdodo于2012年5月24日 18:34编辑]
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