Sadly true!

Do I detect a little smug superiority?

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Ah.......and here in Danish, courtesy of GT.

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As a matter of fact, yes.

Kiekvienas žino esąs pasaulio bamba, bet dažnas užmiršta, kad teisę į bambą turi kiekvienas...

I`m sorry the dodoism is really untranslatable, but you can MT it and have a laugh.

Aha, I should have mentioned it long ago, but the Danes know for a fact that they are 'smørhullet i midten'

Goodness gracious, great mother of all gods. I just GT'ed the three Danish words and while they are in NO way meant to entice or enthuse, the GT is almost unmentionable. Gawd!

Oh my... The LT is not supposed to be rude! I`m sorry. Still I cannot translate that properly...

The LT was fine. It's the Danish bit, which was meant to be a little fun as an answer, and in Danish it IS funny, but in English, GT goes way overboard.

I suppose I must go for the literal:

Everyone knows one(self) is the navel of the world but many a one forgets everyone has the right to (have) a navel...

Clumsy, at the very best...